Panda Star

Panda Star

Game Description

Fly your panda through the sky as you grab all the stars. Don't miss one or you might fall dead.




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Seven Kinds of Sex

Seven Kinds Of Sex ....

                  The 1st kind of sex is called ... Smurf Sex.
 This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone
 and you both have sex until you are 
blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called ... Kitchen Sex.
  This is when you have been with your partner for a short time
 and you are so needy you will have 
sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
 
The 3rd kind of sex is called ... Bedroom Sex.
 
This is when you have been with your partner for a long time.
Your sex has gotten routine and you
usually have sex only in your bedroom.
 
The 4th kind of sex is called ... Hallway Sex.
 
This is when you have been with your partner for too long.
When you pass each other in the hallway you both say ..
'F**k You.'
 
The 5th kind of sex is called ... Religious Sex.
 Which means you get Nun in the morning,
Nun in the afternoon and
Nun at night. (Very Popular)
 
The 6th kind is called ... Courtroom Sex.
 This is when you cannot stand your wife/husband any more.
She/he takes you to court and
screws you in front of everyone.
 
And . Last ... But not least ....
 
The 7th kind of sex is called ... Social Security Sex.
 You get a little each month.
 But not enough to enjoy your self.
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QuakeLive hits open beta, the browser-based frag fest is on!

via Download Squad by Lee Mathews on 23/02/09

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In case you were a little disappointed that we didn't score any invites for you the last time QuakeLive appeared on Downloadsquad (apart from those generously donated by reader Rocketfactor), I've got some good news for you.

ID Software is ready to open up the beta to the public. No more codes, no more waiting. Just get yourself over to Quakelive.com tomorrow and register.

The site will re-open Tuesday night (February 24th, 2009) following a 36-hour maintenance period today, during which there will be a purge of idle accounts. Stats will also be wiped, though current players will retain their other user data (name, customizations, profile information).

As long as things go as planned, you can expect the doors to be blown wide open as soon as the counter in the corner hits zero.

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29 unusual really unusual pics

Another great selection of weird pics from Curious, Funny Photos / Pictures

 
 


 
 
 
 

Beautiful, Crisp and Clever Illustrations

I really liked these illustrations, sometimes less is more.

"Glenn Jones aka Glennz, is a freelance graphic designer and illustrator based in Auckland, New Zealand. He has worked in the design industry for over 15 years concentrating on packaging and corporate identity."
See more at Think Design Blog

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The Space Game

This one has got me hooked, direct link to game http://bit.ly/ua9H4 or play it below :)




via Jay is Games on 15/02/09
[Platform: Flash] The latest real-time strategy game from tower defense master David Scott sets you in deep space, defending your asteroid mining operation from humongous swarms of space pirates. The freedom of building in two dimensions gives you a lot of room to experiment and find your own strategy, and the sheer scope of the massive battles make it feel like quality space opera. Constant tension plus simple controls plus nearly unlimited mathematical depth equals awesome strategy game.


Geeky Cars: I Can't (Floppy) Drive 55!

Wish I hadn't thrown all mine out now :(

 
 


 
 

geek-car-1.jpg While this little gallery of cars undoubtedly showcases some seriously geeky automobiles, I don't know if they're the geekiest. I'd like to think the Zelda-mobile and the AeroCivic would be in the running for top prize. That said, I would still never be caught dead in one of these -- unless my bookie finally finds me. In which case, can a person harvest their own organs? Are ears worth anything? Hit the jump for the rest.

 
 


 
 

Body art photos NSFW

Some more excellent painted naked bodies, NSFW depending how anal your IT department is.



To all employees

Dear employees,
 
Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of economy, management has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 40 years of age and above on early retirement.
 
This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early). Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to management to be eligible for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination).
 
Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW programme (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers). A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as Management deems appropriate.
 
Persons who have been RAPED can only get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance). Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by Management.
 
Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible.  Management has always prided itself on the amount of SHIT it gives employees. Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring to the attention of your Supervisor. They have been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.
 
Sincerely
 
The Management

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Mirror Image

  


 
 

via Nitrome - Blog - New by enquiries@nitrome.com (Mat) on 13/02/09
Practice your reflection skills in: Mirror Image. In this game you have to help a warlock through the levels by drawing magical lines of reflection to warp him into a new position.

Use the mouse to draw a mirror-line - the warlock will appear on the opposite side of the line... where his reflection would be!

Solve puzzles, avoid the evil shadow demons and try not to fall into the vortex!

 
 


 
 

Wiki Trivia

WikiTrivia is a neat online trivia game based around Wikipedia entries. It’s simple to play and fun. Some of the questions can be a little bizarre, which you have to forgive (machine parsing is far from an exact science), but it’s a great effort all round.

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