Bola, block matching game

Hard block matching game.
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Hey mommy, it’s not a fish

This Russian family from Ekaterinburg city wanted to have some fish dinner. They opened their fish tins, put the contents of them into the plates and then the girl said:

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Cat get everywhere......




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So Many Signs, So Little Time


Proof that the truth is always stranger than fiction.

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Cats Sleep anywhere

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50 images of weird transport

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Drink driving down under

Only an Aussie could pull this one off!

From the state where drink driving is considered a sport, comes a true story from the Sunshine Coast, Queensland. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a local neighbourhood tavern. Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk.

The man stumbled around the car park for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles, the man managed to find his car, which he fell into. He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine dry night), flicked the indicators on, then off, tooted the horn and then switched on the lights.

He moved the vehicle forward a few cm, reversed a little and then remained stationary for a few more minutes as some more vehicles left.

At last he pulled out of the car park and started to drive slowly down the road. The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried out a breathalyser test.

To his amazement the breathalyser indicated no evidence of the man's intoxication.

The police officer said 'I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the Police station - this breathalyser equipment must be broken.'

'I doubt it,' said the man, 'tonight I'm the designated decoy'.


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Earth to Sky, Chicago skyscraper [PIC]

Panoramic picture of a Chicago Skyscraper, taken from Hancock tower in Feb 2007.Stitched together from multiple shots.

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Eye Test

Chinese eye test
THIS IS BRILLIANT!!!

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If you cannot decipher anything, then try pulling

the corner of your eyes as if you were Chinese.
It works

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Bath Tub Test

This is a test!!
During a visit to the mental hospital, a visitor asked the Director how do
you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to
empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the
bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you
want a bed near the window?"

ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?
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Nudist Colony

Nudist Colony

A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his First day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around.

A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, smiles as she passes and the man immediately gets an erection. The woman notices

his erection, comes Over to him and says, "Did you call for me?" The man replies "No, what do you mean?"

She says, "You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection it implies you called for me."

Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel and happily lets him have his way with her.

The man happily continues to explore the colony's facilities. He enters the sauna and as he sits down, he farts.

Within seconds, a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam room toward him.

Did you call for me?" says the hairy man.

"No..... what do you mean?" says the newcomer.

"You must be new," says the hairy man, "It's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me."

The huge man easily spins him around, bends him over a bench and has his way with him.

The newcomer staggers back to the colony office, where he is greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist,

"May I help you?" she says.

The man yells, "Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the $3200 membership fee."

"But sir," she replies, "You've only been here for a few hours. You haven't had the chance to see all our facilities."

"Listen lady," replies the man..........I'm 68 years old...........I only get an erection once a month, but I fart 15 times a day!

I'm outta here!!"


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Music from my youth, Candybar Express

I lost my copy of this LP :(

Candybar Express by Love and Money


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Inflight satefy?

What the inflight safety cartoons really mean.
http://www.airtoons.com/toons.php?toon=1

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Did they have their pilot's license?

Airplane accidents, picture of various airplane mishaps
http://www.darkroastedblend.com/2007/11/airplane-oops-situations.html


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All about chavs

What's the difference between a chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins?
Society.

What does a chav girl use as protection during sex?
A bus shelter.

What do you call a 30 year old chav girl?
Granny.

What do you call a chav in a box?
Innit.

What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.

What do you say to a chav in a suit
"Will the defendant please rise"

Why did the chav cross the road?
To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason what so ever.

What do you call a chav girl in a white tracksuit?
The bride.

If you see a chav on a bike why should you try not to hit him?
It might be your bike.

What's the first question during a chav quiz night?
What you looking at.

Why are chavs like slinkey's?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight
of stairs

Two chavs in a car without any music, who's driving?
The policeman!

What do you call a hundred chavs at the bottom of the river?
A start.

Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a nova a shame?
Because a nova has 4 seats.

What do you call a chav with 9 gcse's?
A liar.

What do you say to a chav with a job?
Bigmac please.


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Humorous Animal Pictures

Humorous Animal Pictures
http://www.all-creatures.org/humor/humorous.html

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